I said: “Good afternoon”
She grunted back: ”You stole my bench!!”
I reply: “Pardon?!”
A split second later a realize she said “bench” and not “bitch” and I burst out in laughter. She does the same and tells me that she is glad I thought it was funny and waddles off with a naughty grin on her face to the bench a few meters further. When I leave I walk up to her, thank her for the laugh and tell her she can have her bench back now. We both started laughing all over again….I had a smile hidden in my helmet all the way home.
That is how I want to be when I grow up!